When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.
Bro! She is your weight.
by doitinadatsun October 02, 2018
A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.
by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008
An individual that consumes a small amount of alcohol and is intoxicated. Similar to a light weight, but even less alcohol has to be consumed for them to screw a stranger or run around without their clothes.
by Haleslut February 23, 2009
by EMaddog February 29, 2008
a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.
Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.
That dude is huge, definitely market weight.
That dude is huge, definitely market weight.
by AK sparky May 19, 2008
The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.
It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.
by Shang Tsung October 01, 2010
similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.
"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
by bambilovestoparty December 10, 2009