Your weight

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.
Bro! She is your weight.
by doitinadatsun October 02, 2018
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chump weight

A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.
Joe: I can bench 220! Schmoe: Don't you know that's chump weight?
by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008
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Feather weight

An individual that consumes a small amount of alcohol and is intoxicated. Similar to a light weight, but even less alcohol has to be consumed for them to screw a stranger or run around without their clothes.
She's is such a feather weight after one shot her clothes were on the floor.
by Haleslut February 23, 2009
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Border Weight

the maximum maintainable weight an illegal immigrant can sustain and still make an illusive escape from immigration.
"Pedro, you're living dangerously eating all those tortillas. You're not going to be able to make border weight."
by Petey D12 May 17, 2014
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strategic weight

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.
A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."
by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016
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Weight thermometer

The posh 85 year old way of saying scale
A: You know I was just weighing myself on the weight thermometer...I feel so skinny
B: Damn can I use your weight thermometer
by potatosugar July 02, 2021
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correct weight

Used to confirm approval of a mates suggestion or comment.
"Time for a brew?" - "Correct weight"

"Fark she's got mad cans!!" - "Correct weight"
by EMaddog February 29, 2008
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