Weekend Hand

Getting a handjob on the weekend.

Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand

Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.

by James Hauge May 2, 2009

weekend gangsta

Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.

Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?

Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?

Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!

by Mega Millions November 22, 2010

Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

by mitch71h November 20, 2014

The Weekend Eve

Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!

Every Friday is the weekend eve.

Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!

Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...

Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!

(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)

by Bobbi Reyes December 31, 2011

Lost Weekend

Is the freedom that all marriages need. Husband and Wife get one three day weekend a year to go wherever they want and do whatever they want. They can only pay for things with cash to eliminate paper trail, and the best part is neither can discuss or ask about the trip afterwards. EVER!

If more marriages instituted lost weekends, the divorce rate in America would drop.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

guys' weekend away

An exceptionally fun event that typically occurs on a periodic basis (once/twice a year). It is an event joined by a group of married (or previously married) close male friends for the purposes of a weekend of unbridled joy.
The weekend includes activities normally enjoyed only by men.
Some of these activities include:
- Drinking
- Camping
- Cooking food on an open fire
- Partying by a campfire
- Frank discussions about unusual/interesting sexual events of the previous year
- The act of telling recurring jokes, recurring themes or digs on various parties in the group
- Practical jokes
- Long hikes into the wilderness
- Dangerous stunts
- Exchange of secrets the men wouldn't tell their significant other
- Tomfoolery
- Contests of manhood (lifting large objects, swim contests, etc)
- Dares (daring random women to "show me your tits!")

Often the weekend's events create incredibly vivid memories that can (and will) be discussed by this group of friends ad-nauseum (for their wives) until the next weekend event.

When is the next guys' weekend away dude?? I need a break from the wife and kids, and could use a couple days of pure joy!

by Joe Swift July 27, 2010

Allstar Weekend

An awesome pop-rock band from Poway, California. :)
They were first noticed when they attended a Jonas Brothers concert and handed out flyers in 2009. They are currently signed to Hollywood Records and recently released their debut album "Suddenly" on June 21st.

Zach Porter: Vocals
Cameron Quiseng: Bass
Nathan Darmody: Lead guitar, Vocals
Michael Martinez: Drums

YouTube: outerspaceallstar
Twitter: AllstarWeekend
Facebook: AllstarWeekend
MySpace: AllstarWeekendMusic
Official Website: www.allstarweekendrocks.com

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

Person 2: YES. I love A-Dub! Actually, I'm listening to Suddenly right now. :D

Person 1: Their music is awesome. :)

Person 2: Indeed it is. ;)

by lostindanni August 17, 2010