Hyper Weapon 

Euphemism for penis

My hyper weapon will pierce the heavens! Gahahaha

Hyper Weapon by Rance-sama July 9, 2014

secret woman weapon 

a term used in danganronpa v3 when a girl flashes her boobs unexpectedly. also a weird fight or flight response

In danganronpa v3 killing harmony, Miu Iruma uses her secret woman weapon against Gonta Gokuharu to get him to not kidnap her for his insect meet and greet

secret woman weapon by Kazuichi Soda kinnie November 2, 2020

Assault Weapon 

A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.

"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "

Assault Weapon by 420dankboi420 March 9, 2018

Academic Weapon 

An individual (typically a student) that acquires traits that are seen by many as scholarly.

Tyler is an academic weapon, he manages to take 4 AP courses, while still being on honor roll every semester.

Academic Weapon by Academic Weapon September 20, 2016

assault weapon 

Basically a scary looking gun that gun grabbers think is too scary for normal people to have.

Wimpy gun grabber: We're not familiar with guns, but these ones LOOK ominous

assault weapon by Dan March 1, 2004

Mix and match weapon 

A weapon that is a mashup of normal weapons.

Quite possibly the best mix and match weapon is The Dual-Wield Chainsaw Shotgun Laser Earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers.

Mix and match weapon by Someone404 March 10, 2020

Assault Weapon 

Anything you can hurt someone with. I can take my shirt off, wrap it around your neck, and choke you with it, that makes it an assault weapon. I could throw a teddy bear at your head really hard, that makes it an assault weapon. I could intentionally give you a paper cut, that makes the paper I used an assault weapon.

Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.

That's an assault weapon! You shouldn't be allowed to own that!

What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.

Assault Weapon by ZMWilson May 13, 2020