wasting time

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.
by fuckface October 14, 2003
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Waste of Time

Activity that is not worth doing. Spending time doing it only wastes the time spent on it; very little is accomplished.
Wash the chalk off of the driveway? What a waste of time!
by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005
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Waste Cadet

A 'waste cadet' is someone who has no hope in life. Usually someone who is a student or on the doll and spends their life either in bed or on the sofa. They are often a stoner and can spend many days not leaving their home.

A typical day in the life of a 'waste cadet' would be:

wake up....go down stairs...turn tele on...light a spliff...eat...wank...spliff...eat...bed..........repeat
Andy: Do you think nic will be up for clubbing tonight.

Justin: Nah mate is has been a proper waste cadet recently...hasnt left the sofa in 2 weeks
by Andrew21_12 September 16, 2010
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pre-wasted

Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.
"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."
by k_mac September 17, 2008
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waste of sperm

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.
"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 06, 2008
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time wasting

the thing your dong right now looking at this
googleing stuff is time wasting
by bogger1999 December 12, 2013
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pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
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