dashboard

a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america

alli: damn, my friends left me again
matt: how emo are you feeling?
alli: im dashboard emo

by chronser July 24, 2008

Dashboard Confessional

Not the best emo band ever, but still in the top 3, they rock, whoever doesn't listen to them needs mental help seriously

I am vindicated, I am selfish I am wrong. they are so totally emo, they rock

by nate a February 13, 2005

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

wasteboarding

the act of skateboarding while wasted.

after we had a few dozen beers we went wasteboarding at the park.

by stephhh October 30, 2007

dashboard cutie

Girl who has an attractive face, but the rest is not so attractive. When you see someone in a vehicle you mainly see what is below the face/head level.

I was in the parking lot at the mall and saw this girl who was nice. Until she got out of her car and I found out she was a dashboard cutie

by believermn November 5, 2007

dashboards

A group of people who are whiny and self-absorbed, cannot get enough of themsleves, and are constanly talking about their boring excapades.

I hate that stupid group of Dashboards all they talk about is their stupid little problems.

by Tanya Prinzing August 30, 2006

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005