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The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time
After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.
by Andy Richter December 26, 2006
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Corporate Wank-Wank

The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.
"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"
by Sphinx6027 May 21, 2009
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wanking

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)
by pax September 15, 2003
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wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.
Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax
by Jelthi April 30, 2007
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Wank

This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.
by Manbungoed August 22, 2010
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Wank

Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)

1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder
That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!
by A.J.O February 28, 2008
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When you badly miskick a football (soccer ball)
There's Rooney right in front of the goal!!!
Oh...He's wanked it!!!
by Anthony13 January 8, 2006
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