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turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.
"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."
by dw8177 February 3, 2018
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Karen Walker

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.
“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”
by TK2000 October 30, 2023
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Drop a brown wallet

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.
ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.
by mummazumbe November 14, 2014
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Wallered

Person 1: How did you get that to fit?

Person 2: I just wallered it out!
by Klber3 July 4, 2009
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Allen Walker

The main charater in D.Gray Man. Has white hair, gray or bluey silver eyes. Scar on side of face. His innocence is called Crown Clown.

Allen Walker is a polite british boy who can kick akuma arse when needed. He has a kind disposition and gets along with everyone. Aside from Kanda Yu who seems to hate him. Allen likes to eat large quantities of food and miterashi dango.

Nicknamed Moyashi (Beansprout) due to his small size and white hair.

Allen is critisized of having a martyr complex and thinks of others before himself.

He is good friends with Lavi Bookman and Linalee Lee.

Allen is also known to be the 14th noah, meaning he s slowly turning into a Noah.

Allen is the only exorcist able to controll the ark. His innocence also saved him when Tyki Mikk killed him.

All in all Allen is a nice boy who only wants the best for everyone. He wants to save Akuma's souls and destroy the millenium earl.

In fanfics Allen is normaly paired with either Lavi or Kanda. Laven or Yullen. He is also seen with Tyki (Poker Pair).
He is not normally seen with Linalee as not many people actually like this pairing.

ALLEN ROCKS EXCEPT IT
Hevlask 'Allen Walker you will make a great destroyer of time'

Allen 'I will walk forward untill the day i die'

Allen 'bring forth salvation to this tormented Akuma's soul!'
by D.GrayDemon June 21, 2010
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Bar Wallet

When you leave for the bar with 4 $20 bills and return home with 12 singles.
I woke up still wasted from the night before only to find that I had a goddamn bar wallet, so we immediately went to the strip club to remedy the problem.
by J_Dubbs September 2, 2006
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Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
by Comander Cool December 14, 2008
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