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Vulcan Hand Shake

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.
by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
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Vulva Kick

A kick to the woman's vulva/ovaries to cause pain.

Women do not realize how much damage a kick to the vulva can cause them. Hitting them directly in the vulva can be very fatal.

Kicking a woman directly in her vulva can cause:
-major bleeding
-nausea
-heart attacks
-cause to be knocked out
-no longer able to give birth

This is a great self defense move to use on women.

I remember this girl was bullying me, and I kicked her directly in her ovaries, she dropped to the ground and began at cry. Nobody decided to help her and she was just groveling on the floor... All day.
Samantha was bullying me, so I gave her a swift vulva kick. Her ovaries we're bleeding the whole week.
by No Name 07 May 17, 2021
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Vulcan Shocker

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.
Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.
by Leonard_Nemoy June 1, 2013
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vulcan death grip

In computer systems the method of using the a combination of interupt keys to perform a soft reboot or other functions.

See also Three fingered salute and CTRL ALT DEL
One would use the xwindow vulcan death grip in order to restart the window manager.
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Vulvano

The warm, treacherous, explosive space between a woman's legs.
My journey to the center of the woman began at the vulvano.
by Shaun.S April 25, 2009
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Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system
My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.
by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009
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