Volume Twerking

An act of ass clapping which progressively gets louder based on the level of ratchetness.

Ratchet: Damn, I need a job.
Someone: I thought you had a job..?
Ratchet: Well, I do have that volume twerking I do.

by Yasmin Forbes April 15, 2013

volumenous

Loud, full of volume. Usually found in those people who compensate noise for intelligence.

Yesterday my boss spent two hours shouting at me for correcting him, he's such a volumenous man.

Our professor gets so volumenous when he doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Silverling November 2, 2013

Volunteers for Urban Dictionary

These are consistent dumb fucks who have nothing better to do with their time but pick out who does and does not get to publish words and definitions for Urban Dictionary. They are uneducated, ignorant, and loosers who spend their day reading mindless, stupid words and definitions and choose only the most ridiculous and moranic words that they can find and choose to deny those words and definitions that actually make sense and are 'the truth'.

I received an email from the 'Volunteers for Urban Dictionary' who gave me zero reason why my word and definition was denyed., and when they sent me a link to go to a place to explain why, I was diverted to a porn site. WTF? Vulunteers for Urban Dictionary?!

by Alastair B July 17, 2018

volumetric flask

what us nerds call a "bong." (the thing you smoke cannabis indica out of)

yoo Im pretty sure Ned was using a volumetric flask this morning.

by Not-not harambe November 30, 2018

volumer

"Volumer" person who is in control of the volume

The "Volumer" (person) just adjusted the volume of the amplifier

by COZY J January 14, 2019

volunteer victim

A woman that says she’s done and over with her boyfriends bum ass unemployed power trips and abusive, manipulative, stalkerish behavior, yet answers his calls, provides shit for him, and still fucks around with the fucktard.

Angie: “I’m fucking done with that motherfucker, I got the EPO and everything, but I still answer his calls and let him use me”
Daniel: “damn, he sounds like a sad excuse for a human and you sound like a volunteer victim”

by FlimsydickDoozie October 29, 2021

volume andy

Volume Andy is a term used by Asmongold to describe a person in Twitch chat who complains that the video being watched on stream has low volume, so they ask the streamer to turn it up.

A: Can you turn up the news?
B: You're such a volume Andy.

2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.

by dannyachy94 May 10, 2022