vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.

I am vertically challenged.

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

vertigo

The sensation that you, or the room around you, is spinning around in circles.

An inner ear infection may cause someone to suffer from vertigo.

by CoconutMonkey November 30, 2010

Trayvon vert

A person whom'st is just popular enough to be defined on Urban Dictionary.

"I've heard that sarah has just become Trayvon vert"

by Enzo_sennin February 5, 2018

trayvon vert

Some stupid faggot with normie memes who can’t rap.

Trayvon vert is worse then supreme patty.

by Dumbsiessss February 5, 2018

trayvon vert

Some gay ugly ass nigga

That guy is so trayvon vert

by Trayvonvertgay February 5, 2018

Vertabrunt

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, referred to colloquially as the Spange, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.

I was attempting anal, when my cock slipped into her vertabrunt

by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008