sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

Vani

A beautiful angel that you would be lucky to meet. They will most likely be a sexy female with an ass that you will never be able to take your eyes off of. Her eyes are extremely pretty, and she also has a pair of DSLs. One look at her and you will immediately get an erection. You will be extremely lucky to meet a Vani in your life.

person 1: Woah, look at that MILF there.
person 2: Yeah, she's such a Vani.

by CoffinXWarrior December 4, 2020

Vanilla vulture

A white racist, homophobic, trump supporting person ,they are musty.

“Turnip 2020”🇱🇷
“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.

by Never seen two pretty bffs November 18, 2020

Vanilla Dutch

This is actully a real item, some people think it is a ghetto term for Palma Dutch, But in fact the palma dutch is a natural vanilla flavored cigar.

I need a vanilla dutch

by Dustin02 April 14, 2006

Vanilla Isis

White Native born American Terrorists who commit mass shootings, rapes, send out mail bombs and make up for over 70% of the terrorism nationwide.

Did you guys hear that Vanilla Isis shot up 20 more people at a club last night?

"Vanilla Isis is on the prowl with their big pick up trucks and MAGA hats again so hide your kids"

by Primoisms November 9, 2018

vanillia face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanillia face?

by John Doe33 October 13, 2006