Turd in The Urinal 

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie

Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.

Turd in The Urinal by dmsdjing July 4, 2011

urinal sex 

n- 1.) When man A inserts his penis, dick, or cock into the rectum or asshole of man B while man B is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total.

1.) I heard that insert name here likes urinal sex.

urinal sex by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

Urinal Checkmate 

Where you try to use the urinals in a public toilet but cannot do so because there are not spaces where you wont directly next to another person, despite there being several free urinals.

sounds like a case of Urinal Checkmate

Urinal Checkmate by NOOTNOOT June 30, 2011

Urinal 

A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.

I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.

Urinal by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Urinal Tit Fuck 

When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.

Oh Man I Urinal Tit Fucked that girl so hard, my ass is still wet from the victory flush

Urinal Tit Fuck by Soliberry n Vee June 19, 2010

urinal cum 

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the urinal they were using.

This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!

urinal cum by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

Urinal Cake

Found in the urinals of public bathrooms, most commonly used as an aiming device. Sometimes also used as a means of "payback" toward unwanted employees.

"Sometimes I like to pee in a circle around the urinal cake." OR "Get your ass in that bathroom and change out the damn urinal cakes!"

Urinal Cake by HamDude September 8, 2008