Underwear Belt

1. (noun) When your underwear are worn around your waist as if wearing a belt. Most commonly warn under ones shirt, there's often a trend in the hipster crowd to wear over ones clothing to shame another. Can be a result of putting them on wrong in a hurry, being too drunk to put them on correctly or having the crotch ripped by another individual. Regardless of the reason, it's most often accomplished in a taxi cab on your was to fuck.

Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.

2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.

Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.

Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.

The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".

I can't believe Big Ed let that bitch give him the ole underwear belt this weekend. I hope he at least played with those aunt jemima tits and gave here the frosty jim in the 1 and 2.

by JerryWanKenobi May 13, 2016

Undercarriage Makeover

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.

The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.

by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.

"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"

by The Broon One. December 30, 2020

Underworld Office

A underrated game with the main charather Eugene, He is a normal guy in school witch doesn't talk go anyone, But on chapter 1 he fell asleep (?) In the subway and then. He hears a voice of "workers" so he checked but nobody was there and then Eugene fainted and woke up I his Spirit (?) And then met 3 monsters that skate fro eat him, Then he tried to run but then a shady person came and saved him there was also a weird person near Eugene's body Their names are Boss and River then they returned into the office Eugene met Two other ghosts Hayden and Joan then Eugene Had too pay back his debt to Boss for saving him, so Eugene Came back tomorrow in Chapter 2 he goes with Hayden, Eugene tolled Hayden On what he heard in school about Luke's Dead cat (;-;) then Hayden asked a cat if it knows where Luke is then Eugene and Hayden found Luke having a dream but it's dark and he can only hear scratching notices from the door, The player can pick to see Luke's cat or not. Also you find another ghost named Sean he gives you a Flower that protects your spiritless body In chapter 3 Luke tells Eugene Thank you (?) And Going back home he noticed the flower shop owner Linda she was talking about her son that never showed his face. Most likely Sean Then when Eugene goes home he puts the flower In his mouth and then he goes with River

Underworld office

by I'M nobody December 7, 2021

Salmon Underwear

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty

Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.

by originalgansta February 9, 2012

selective undergarment bunching

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.

Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014

Down Underwear

The Australian slang term for underwear. A play on the Australian term 'down under' and the word 'underwear'. Typically for girls underwear but can be used for boys too. True down underwear usually has the pattern of the Australian flag on it.

"Dude, that sheila at the pub last night totally flashed me her down underwear."

by Alchemy Senpai June 14, 2014