a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
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1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.
2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.
3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.
4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-
*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*
-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.
5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.
2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.
3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.
4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-
*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*
-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.
5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
Person 1: The United States is filled with nothing but Fat People, who eat cheeseburgers all day.
Person2: And you know this how?
Person 1: I saw it on Telly.
Person2: Right.....
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Person 3: All Americans are stupid.
Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?
Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.
Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?
Person 3: It just does.
Person 4: Right.......
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Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.
Person 1 and 3: No we don't!
Person 5: Right......
Person2: And you know this how?
Person 1: I saw it on Telly.
Person2: Right.....
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Person 3: All Americans are stupid.
Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?
Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.
Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?
Person 3: It just does.
Person 4: Right.......
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Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.
Person 1 and 3: No we don't!
Person 5: Right......
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United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.
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