suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

tonite

For people who are to stupid to learn how to spell correctly.
Correct way "tonight"

Can you help me out with my spelling homework "tonite". I always seem to fail.

by The colour red April 22, 2009

Toonie Slide

The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.

I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.

by Voltaire777 February 23, 2009

Tonia

Very beautiful girl and very caring. She will always be by your side no matter what. She gets angry easily but is the best friend anyone could have. Always there to cheer you up. Maybe she doses show it but she loves you and cares about you a lot.

Tonia is the best friend anyone could have

by Emma1029 November 12, 2020

Mr. Tonight

Mr Tonight-All gay member 80's cover band based in Lubbock, Texas.

Mr. Tonight is headlining the gay pride festival in Lubbock!

by Biffster February 15, 2007

meathead tonic

A combination of redbull and vodka usually consumed in bars, nightclubs and other dancing establishments. Causes otherwise normal people to become unduly aggressive, leading to fights over women, fights over cars and fights over who has to buy the next drink. Consumption of meathead tonic has also been known to lead to lost shoes, tossed bricks, high speed car crashes, and inexplicable wounds the next morning.

John drank 10 meathead tonics, now he's kicking the headlamps out of that Mercedes.

by kxmoney July 27, 2006

Tonito

An extremely funny person. And has lots of girls on him but loses them in about a week he is also a very kind and caring person and whenever your down he'll give you a hug and his hugs are like a grizzly warm bear on you.

"Hey, have you seen tonito?

"Yes I have, he's soo peng"
"Aliee I have a crush on him"

(They both snigger)

by OFB MANHANDLE December 9, 2019