Twitbook

When someone uses Twitter to promote his facebook group.

The Twitter's Facebook group (now deleted) is the best example of what a Twitbook is.

by freakishlyyours March 2, 2010

Twitch Peggi_

He is dog shit a fortnite and apex legends and always asks to get carried by vortexioz . Worst player on pc. Always complains about his pc.

Twitch Peggi_ : help, help I’m knocked

ZDJ: I’m coming to res you right now

Twitch Peggi_ : I died

by Twitch ZDJ750 February 25, 2019

Facebook Twit

A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.

A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!

by DIZZLEDIZZLEG April 29, 2009

Cock Twitch

A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.

Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress

Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet

Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave

Guy: That just made my cock twitch

by Koala_roo August 31, 2017

Suburban Curtain Twitch

Suburban Curtain Twitching is the act of standing in wait at the uppermost window in your domicile, and awiting for people to walk past so as you can give them a bad look, and hopefully be able to call the police if they are acting strange or dodgy in any way.
This type of activity is normally found in suburban areas, and most commonly of all is practiced by either old people and middle-aged men.

*Walking along a street, you look up at a window and notice that two of the curtains are slightly parted, letting someone peek between them. You point at them and tell your friends*
"Look at that Suburban Curtain Twitcher, the scum thinks we are up to no good"

by Iain M. B. August 28, 2006

Subway Twitch

A condition common in sandwich artists whereby any bleeping noise can make them jerk their heads in a flash, concerned that the toaster may have just done a Sub to perfection or that the retarder needs emptying.

*bleeping noise*
Sandwich artist: woah! what was that! *turns head!
" I must rescue the subs"
*sees that no subs are in danger as not currently at work
Friend: "It must be that darn Subway Twitch!"

by Lolkins January 11, 2009

Twitblock

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.

Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!

by squareb August 7, 2009