Cum Target

The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack.

Also can be abbreviated as (CT).

1) Check out that chick's cum target.
2) I'm gonna snap off a fat load on Kelly's CT tonight.

by bubblz January 3, 2005

Target kid

A child who is abandoned at Target or a similar store by his or her parents because the parents do not or no longer love them or simply do not want their kid.

With the words "Wait right here, honey. I'll be right back," Jimmy became a Target kid.

by lil K Dawg January 9, 2009

Targic

A purposeful misspelling of the existing word "tragic", in order to emphasize that the "tragedy" one is going through isn't real.

Gina had to choose between football star Brad, or Hocky star Chet to take to the prom. Her mom said she'd only give her ten thousand dollars allowance this month, so she's really shaken up about everything. It's really quite targic.

by M2112 August 1, 2010

Twangers

The name give to awesome Aaron Kelly fans. (Aaron Kelly was a contestant on American Idol Season 9)

Aaron Kelly Fan 1: OMG I love Aaron, I'm such a Twanger!
Aaron Kelly Fan 2: OMG same! We are Twangers!

by AaronKellyFan May 10, 2010

Alex From Target

Just a normal teenager who happens to work at target. He got famous because some creepy girl took a picture of him cause she thought he is hot. He got invited to go on Ellen a few days later. Many teenage girls idolize him and many guys are jealous. He's just a normal 17 year old. He is honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met, even though he wears scrubs to school just about every day (and his girlfriend does the same which is why they are perfect together)

I felt so bad for Alex from Target right after everything went viral because there were reporters surrounding the school's main staircase all morning!

by fatkids_cant_do_backflips February 22, 2015

Target

A more upscale version of Walmart. Thoroughly evil, it is run by people who are absolutely obsessed with getting more and more people to sign up for the Target VISA.

See Red & Khaki Hell

For the last time, I don't want a Target VISA.

by Ride the Bomb January 23, 2004

target

Overprice cheap goods superstore, food court always smell funny, Guest Experience Team Executive is a cussin' sailor that loves to threaten employees, smokin' half of his work period, and bitchin' out all employee that actual work, HR does not accept you are quitting without a fight, but will not let you finish training. At least a dozen new team members every two weeks. Management that love breaking all OSHA and labor laws possible.

Target are run by nazis that treat all non-management employee like shit.

by strange from the sandhills October 17, 2007