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'tussin

Non-narcotic, sissy-pansy bullshit.
Tom gets hammered from Nyquil every other night, and only uses 'tussin on his off-days.
by Anonymous September 7, 2003
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Tussi

Hair spiked up at the back of the head, hair usually has to be longer at the back and must be straight or straightened. Generally done by Asians and Polynesians.
by tussi-time June 6, 2010
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Tessie

A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.

A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.

Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.
Aggie:

"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."

Aggie Grandchild:

"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)

Part A
Death in a Bottle (DIAB) Drug Description - provides up to 12-hour relief per dose, but a lifetime of bad memories. Hydrocodone is a centrally-acting toxic sludge, designed to attack every sense. This then produces an intense distraction from the pain and may even cause the patient to blackout. This blackout period can range anywhere between 5 hours to 7 days. Care must be taken in order to ensure the survival of the victim/patient. Chlorpheniramine is an Opiate that prevents the person from feeling the lethal concoction crawling through his or her veins. DIAB is for non-use only. DIAB should not be taken, period. If one insists, only take this deadly brew once every 4-5 years and in fractional increments. Any more than a gram of the stuff can cause internal bleeding and immediate loss of sight and control of one's bowel movements.
Side Effects:
Vomiting - This is due to the putrid smell reaching one's nose and causing them to lose their bearings to the surrounding world, this effect is similar to seasickness.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
by Heavensfury January 10, 2010
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doing tussin

Drinking an entire bottle of cough syrup in order to get high. This is because the active ingredient in cough syrup is codeine, a morphine derivative.

Named after Robitussin, a brand of cough syrup.

WARNING: Causes seriously bad trips much more often than good.
Jack: Hey, those guys are doing tussin, let's join in.
Jill: No way man, I ad a fucking nasty experience last time I did that. I'd seriously rather eat shit.
by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006
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Pebbles & Tessie

Pebbles & Tessie were the pets of Pat and Mick, Rachel and Sean. Pebbles was a female Tortoishell Cat and Tessie was a female Kelpie Blue heeler X. They were the best pets of all time. And they lived into their late teens. When anyone saw Tessie and Pebbles they would be in awe of thir greatness, and their names became words that would be used to express how good something was.
Pebbles & Tessie Example - For exmaple Sean - "these oranges are really good Dad(Mick)"
To which Mick would reply "Tessie like oranges. Tessie joined the navy, so she coyuld have a naval orange".

Sean - "Dad, I really like your new car" - "So do I Dad replied" . "My new car is so good, even Pebbles said it was good". Pebbles is cat, so cannot talk. The car is so good that a cat who cannot talk, cos she is a cat, says it is good.
by Sean Curry August 4, 2007
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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)

Part C
Death - Another small side effect of DIAB is, well. DEATH of course. Many people experience heart stoppage upon the entry of this "medicine" into their system. Many doctors have explained the cause of this as the "Double Influx Effect" or DIE. When the body swallows a substance, such as Death in a Bottle, it immediately tries to reject and expel to fluid, but DIAB is designed to prevent this. When DIAB detects the body's defense mechanisms, it springs into action exploding the user's heart. This is caused by the "Pre-Oxidization Pulsation" or POP. A user is often unable to breath after tasting/smelling such a fowl mixture as DIAB, which causes DIAB to enter it's POP phase. Oxygen is needed in order to prevent this occurrence, but many users cannot overcome this sensory attack and perish in the process.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
by Heavensfury January 10, 2010
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