turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

by epicteq.com September 3, 2020

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

Turnip

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.

That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce

by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021

Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.

"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom

Nicola is a real Turnip Hexagon

by Bowagek February 4, 2021