Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.
The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.
by praisetheturnips March 23, 2021
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Turnip is used when a group of girls's get pissed drunk in a school bathroom. Comenly in barhaven
You wanna go turnip with some girls @ Ldh?
by Chad101 February 21, 2014
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In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.
"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"
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A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
by Chief Wombat December 02, 2019
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White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023
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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Wow, he must be a Turnip
by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019
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