Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

tuna sanchez

When a stripper fingers herself durning a lap dance and rubs two fingers accross the customer's upper lip afterwards.

Brandon was going to eat dinner after the strip club with his buddies but changed his mind after receiving a helping of tuna sanchez from a stripper.

by forge69 January 25, 2010

Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.

A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Tuna puree

A wet sloppy disgusting poop.

He didnt want to get drenched with her tuna puree.

by Brohan Pantalones September 10, 2010

Mississippi Tuna

Cocaine. Preferably forgotten cocaine that has been on you during a plain flight. Often it is found at a moment when most needed, usually when looking for other drugs. In general it means good needed cocaine

We pulled up to the after after party looking for that K but found some Mississippi tuna instead. Score

by Philly Pope February 24, 2014

Tuna Salass

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them

Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

tuna bag

Ladies underwear

My grandma buys me tuna bags every Christmas.

by Iggy Marie May 2, 2019