Tuna Toaster 

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

Tuna Toaster by Beanandbear December 15, 2011

tuna cup 

A smelly vagina. A Vagina or Pussy that smells like a fish market.

"Hey man did you hook up with that chick from the bar?" "Yea, but a bad decision! She had a Tuna Cup!"

tuna cup by MikeyCigar October 8, 2013

tuna noodle cobbler 

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

tuna noodle cobbler by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014

Tuna Salass 

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them

Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."

Tuna Salass by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

tuna bag 

Ladies underwear

My grandma buys me tuna bags every Christmas.

tuna bag by Iggy Marie May 2, 2019

Tuna breather 

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.

Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*

Tuna breather by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020

tuna pouch 

When you can't tell if a female co-worker made a tuna sandwich or sat on the counter

Co-worker 1: did you make a tuna sandwich?
Co-worker 2: No why?
Co-worker 1: Wash out that tuna pouch...

tuna pouch by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009