tennessee tomato sauce

When a girl queefs straight period blood in your face as a prehistoric defense mechanism.

"get back or I'll use my trap card!" "No! You don't mean?!" "That's right, the Tennessee tomato sauce!"

by PappaQTip June 11, 2019

Nigga tomato

A tomato that belongs to a nigga

Rodrick: look at Tyrone he so dumb I’m going to steal his Nigga tomato

by JorgeHat March 9, 2021

Boo tomato tomato tomato

When you get got and don't know what else to say

Person 1: Man you suck
Person 2: Boo tomato tomato tomato

by Fedupstudent458 March 11, 2023

Rotating Tomato

A Rotating Tomato is when a girl, who is on their period, sits on the stickshift in a car, either through her vagina or anus, and spins around on it while giving a blowjob to no fewer than four men inside the car. While difficult, it is possible.

"Yo dawg, did you hear about Sarah? Shame we can't bang since she's on the rag."
"Nah it's all good, she did a rotating Tomato in Gregg's Fiat last night, so she's good to go."

by drockyliz May 18, 2023

Sun dried tomato

dried vagina that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.

Did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?

by Inspectoruno August 5, 2015

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

Rotten Tomato

A true act of terrorism for sick people. A “Rotten Tomato” is your typical latex water balloon with one major flaw, or upgrade depending on how sick you are. The tosser will fill a red, orange, yellow, or green balloon with one or more helpings of diarrhea (fresh or seasoned acceptable). The process of filling the balloon requires ingenuity beyond the scope of this article. Don’t be afraid to get creative.

Tosser: My vegetable of a neighbor used to enjoy our conversations before I nailed his wheel chair with fresh rotten tomato.

by Douchier than thou February 11, 2021