Fuck a Trojan

A comical phrase used by people with little to no education to express their discomfort towards a rival school with higher class

Man that school across town sure does suck, fuck a trojan who goes there.

by d1b.este October 16, 2019

Tricare Sniper

(n.): Any female with three or more children who entices a junior enlisted serviceman to marry them for the sole purpose of providing the aforementioned children from previous relationships with free medical care courtesy of the U.S. Military.

Johnson fucked up big-time. He brought that slut bitch under the umbrella, and she doesn't even love him. She's just a Tricare sniper.

by Lou Rawls June 18, 2011

trojan suprise

when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner

dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral

by Zmoney December 11, 2005

trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.

We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.

by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007

Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 7, 2008

Tocauley

the combination of two amazing people's name. better than Bennifer and Brangelina, DUH!

love lies within Tocauley

by Misterrr August 21, 2008

Trock

a genre of music invented by Alex Day, a vlogger on YouTube, who goes by the name of Nerrimon. Similar to Wrock, which is wizard rock, Trock is Timelord rock.

"Blink" is a Trock song written by a friend of Alex Day, known as Charlieissocoollike. "Cuz if they get inside the TARDIS, the sun will go out."

by tomvamp88 October 14, 2008