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turnip juice

A misunderstanding of "Turn up juice" which means alcohol being drank for the purpose of getting drunk.
Ex. "That was some good turnip juice last night, I ended up on the floor." "Turnip juice, what's that?" " T U R N U P juice" " oh"
by Jesse775 December 21, 2013
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Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
by Sexbeard August 2, 2016
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Turnip

Adjective
Tur-nip (pronounced Turn-up)
1) A person whom nobody really likes who always seems to show up to events even though no one ever invited them.

Intransitive verb
2) to show up as if magically
1) I.E. Gerlin is such a Turnip, who in the heck keeps inviting him?
2)Person 1: Damn I lost my spliff!!
Person 2: No worries that shiot always Turnip!
by XLNC526 August 30, 2019
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TorNiyah

She is a nice person and is dating someone named Jaiden.
Torniyah will always be my friend.
by Prxnxess Niyah November 25, 2021
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Turnip

Turnip is not a vegetable. Oh lord no! It is the only word that can be used among your friends to describe a guy/girl that is a extremely attractive, hot, good looking, yummy, God created a miracle for the eyes individual.

This kind of turnip is sweet, and is good eye candy. The only recipe you need for this turnip is the courage to say hi!
Girl: Oh my God, I just saw the cutest turnip!

Friend: The tall one or short one?

Girl: You know I love tall turnips!

Tall Turnip thoughts: "why are they talking about veggies? Must be vegetarians"
by Cutexraygirl June 1, 2018
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Turnip Munch

A young homosexual whom into older men two, three times there age
by dr chris brown March 18, 2019
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atomic turnip choke

Act of choking you lower member till eruption ends up in back of your throat

also see

clam ass
Jesse enjoys perfecting the atomic turnip choke with his boyfriend johnipher
by america boy April 25, 2008
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