A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.
Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
by Toddler slap June 30, 2023
Get the Toddler slapmug. When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.
Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.
by Shingouki March 22, 2024
Get the toddler fashionmug. 
A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023
Get the Toddlerismmug. 
A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022
Get the Toddlermug. by Shdbebebd January 16, 2019
Get the Power hungry toddlermug.