Power hungry toddler

Sadie Sugerman

Look at the Power Hungry Toddler

by Shdbebebd January 16, 2019

Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023

toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.

Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.

by Shingouki March 22, 2024