toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

drippy tiddler

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

by Magnitization January 17, 2008

Toddlercan

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.

1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.

by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010

Toddlerkon

A form of lolicon which involves illustrations of children (mostly females) under the age of 6 is provacative or sexual situations.

Drawn Child Like Pornography involving toddlers.

by VC March 1, 2005

toddlerection

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.

Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.

by W00glin December 16, 2008