A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.
wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR
by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) February 28, 2012
Wink wonk is primarily used as spam but can also be used to replace random words in a sentence for comedic effect.
It started in a discord server but quickly spread to a few small streams on youtube causing them to gain views but have their chats spammed with wink wonk. It is most popular among the "HeyItsUltra" community, a small {youtuber}.
It started in a discord server but quickly spread to a few small streams on youtube causing them to gain views but have their chats spammed with wink wonk. It is most popular among the "HeyItsUltra" community, a small {youtuber}.
Commenter: WINK WONK
Youtuber: Damn it these people keep spamming wink wonk in my chat
Bob: I'll wink your wonk *wink*
Joe: Bob that's disgusting
Youtuber: Damn it these people keep spamming wink wonk in my chat
Bob: I'll wink your wonk *wink*
Joe: Bob that's disgusting
by Agathor747 June 25, 2017
The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
by OBIE9 January 17, 2012
To touch yourself inappropriately. To masturbate.
I was bored so I decided to p*wink
by dabreezy May 11, 2010
a brief episode of absent-mindedness, to space off for a moment, or to be oblivious to one's surroundings or out of touch with reality for a short period of time.
People who are very tired, easily distracted, prone to daydreaming, or afflicted with subtle seizure disorders may 'wink out' from time to time.
Term is used extensively in a first season episode of Star Trek, 'The Alternative Factor', that first aired in early 1967. The plot revolved around a humanoid encountered by the crew of the starship Enterprise who was at odds with his opposite in a parallel universe. When they met, a tremendous disturbance in the time/space continuum resulted that was described as that part of the galaxy 'winking out', or momentarily ceasing to exist. The special effect that accompanied this occurrence involved flashing yellow and red light over a background of stars, remarkably similar to what one may see when hit in the face or head or perhaps afterwards as a symptom of a concussion.
Term is used extensively in a first season episode of Star Trek, 'The Alternative Factor', that first aired in early 1967. The plot revolved around a humanoid encountered by the crew of the starship Enterprise who was at odds with his opposite in a parallel universe. When they met, a tremendous disturbance in the time/space continuum resulted that was described as that part of the galaxy 'winking out', or momentarily ceasing to exist. The special effect that accompanied this occurrence involved flashing yellow and red light over a background of stars, remarkably similar to what one may see when hit in the face or head or perhaps afterwards as a symptom of a concussion.
by theTiGor February 02, 2012
by racing4disaster April 11, 2014
When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
by Dan Gigolo December 12, 2007