tailgate

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely

Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Louisiana Tail Drop

The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.

During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013

Pull Tail

Pull: attracting a person in order to sleep with them.
Tail: a female that is looked upon as a sex object, a hot peice of ass.

To pull tail; the act of attracting many many partners to sleep with you because you have game.

"My Uncle was really rich and he used to pull tail."

"When my boyfriend was single he was so hot that he always pulled tail."

"Dude, you slept with so-and-so AND so-and-so? You really pull tail!"

by Danielle February 7, 2005

Squirrel Tails

1. The tail of a Squirrel.

2. Intramurals Dynasty at Southern Adventist University.

Hey look! Those Squirrel Tails would make a great keychain!

by JoeyFuller December 7, 2009

Gerbil Tail

When a woman has bush so hairy that its begins growing off her clit.

Suzie hasn't shaved in months and is starting to a Gerbil Tail.

by Blubyu18 February 5, 2010

Grow the Brown Tail

To take a shit. That's it.

Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."

by Jamey V. May 21, 2007

cat ears and tail

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

by zpat July 7, 2006