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Saddlebag Titties 

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
Saddlebag Titties by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
nag mula sa isang probinsya sa pilipinas, ang batangas, na ang ibig sabihin ay ABO NG SIGARILYO.

came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"
ano ba yan! nag kalat naman ang titis mo kung sansan. haha!

what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!
titis by pinay June 13, 2004

big ole titties 

Used when describing a female's large breasts.
Man, she got some big ole titties, n' you know I love those big ole titties.

corn titties 

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".
That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.
corn titties by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

ass n titties 

Lyrics to DJ Assault's Hit Song
Ass n Titties, Ass n Titties, Ass Ass, Titties Titties, Ass n Titties
ass n titties by John Lefoot July 28, 2006

Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.
"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."