Toolage

(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.

Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.

by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011

tilar

a really sexy dready boy

he is such a tilar

by chinacat1211 August 16, 2010

Tilapia

a slang term in the Philippines referring to the vagina; "pussy"

"I've fucked that lady last night, she got a big tilapia"

(filipino: "Kinantot ko yung babaeng yan kagabi, napakalaki ng tilipia nya")

by Bong Chua September 29, 2009

Tila Nguyen

Very Hot Ass Asian Female

last night my dick turned raw after i continously whipped my mule while looking at Tila Nguyen pictures

by some TFer February 29, 2004

tillamook

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

by Lola May 1, 2005

Tilado

To express yourself in an artful manner.

Have you seen Vnizzle, what a Tilado

by Ash January 15, 2005

Tiala

one who drinks and dances on bars and/or tables for tips

"There's always lots of tialas in the bars on a saturday."

by An experienced Tiala November 5, 2009