Timofei

A good man, who tries to convince himself and others that he's not such.

Timofei got drunk again.

by Danny_yippie December 31, 2023

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Timofei

Timofei is jealous of Kimberly's 7 cocks that grow continuously. He wishes he got bitches but can't because Kimberly steals them all. He also AGGRESSIVELY flirts with men but cant get in their pants :. Hes also supper funny and kind with a big heart (contiDICKtory to his penis). His favorite song is "Good Lookin' " by Dixon Dallas (play it full volume in public) and he has witow tiwny itty bitty witow baby boy dipples. Hes also 6'2 and growing which is very unfair. When you see him, ask him for a pun (you will regret this decision)! He is a twink

Person 1: wow Timofei is tall!!
Person 2: the fog is coming, run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run.

by ThePolarBearInQuestion April 30, 2024

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Tirone latouche

Very elegant, short, but very attactive. Has heavy potential to get a lot of play but is too much of a bitch to start anything. What goes through their mind is a mystery as they have a tendency to be very bipolar. Scientists theorize that he will never get any girl in the next 5 generations. Yes, tirone latouche cannot be a blood related curse but is a curse placed by the gods and makes a virgin woman between the ages of 60-70 give birth to a tirone latouche every century. Prophets speculate that the tirone letouche curse was happening pre common era as jesus was speculated to be a victim of the curse of tirone letouche. Some recent evidence has been revealed as a tirone letouche is now alive and is currently the age of 16 reports say. Thnaks to the awareness raised recently on this curse, communities have joint and worked together leading to interviews to be held with the family of the current tirone latouche and have found an idea on how to break the curse. A Professional witchcrafter has been concocting a magic spell that can cure the tirone latouche curse but will kill the current tirone latouche and erase the history and memory of those who knew a tirone latouche.

Girl 1: That guys has no bitches but looks kinda pretty

Girl 2: He must be a tirone latouche!

by The advisors June 24, 2024

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Twimoney

The heterosexual canon x original character My Little Pony shipping of Twilight Sparkle and Prince Little Money (L Money).

I love the Twimoney ship, it's super unique.

by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024

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Timon pit

Somewhere you go to hide in defeat, usually a recycling bin, or just for fun. Refers to Timon's game over screen in a bootleg Lion King game on the NES, where he digs a hole, jumps in, and buries himself inside, presumably as a method of suicide.

I went into the Timon pit after everything fell apart.

by ThighFish December 1, 2024

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