Till Lindemann

Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.

Here are a few more tidbits about him:

1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.

2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.

3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.

Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!

by Till Lindemann's lover December 24, 2008

lucas till

A true beauty. The blonde hair and blue eyes with a strong ass jawline woukd break any heart.

Also known for many roles like Hannah Montana: The Movie, XMen and Macgyver

Oh my god, my ovaries, it's LUCAS TILL

by BabyAlexBarnes March 10, 2017

tilted

Gambling term (most common in poker) but also used in video games describing an angry or "reeling" state of mind usually caused by a big or unluck loss. People playing on tilt play below their usual abillity and usually make larger and more aggressive bets to try to quickly recover their loss.

Man matchmaking in CS:GO had me tilted the other night.

by RecycledDefinitions January 26, 2017

Tilted Towers

Chiraq. Fights that go on here are often worse than the Southside of Chicago.

Sweaty: "Let's drop Tilted Towers!"
Pussy: "Hahahaha no thanks let's drop Dusty"

by bl-asian April 15, 2018

Tilly and the Wall

1. A bunch of beautiful, feisty kids who know alot more about life than most. Possibly a motley of satyr and pooka wilder.

No we won't be scared
No we won't back down
We will sing pretty songs about love
And we will fight if that's what it takes
And we won't back down
No we won't shut our eyes and go to sleep
We will write all over your walls
And we will dance to no music at all
We will do what it takes to get through to you.
-Tilly and the Wall

by Galen Deepinglen August 5, 2004

Tilfa

Teen I'd Like To Fuck Anally

Shit! Bro look at that the ass on her. Shes a Tilfa.

by TILFMAN May 19, 2010

Shitting tile

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.

Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.

by kreegan July 25, 2011