Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

taint job

The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.

A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.

by lifeguard with aids June 14, 2009

tainticure

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

Taint Tipper

taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.

When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.

I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.

by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010

taint

The raised line between and connecting the scrotum and the balloonknot.

..."paint my taint".....or "...taint yur asshole, taint yur ballsack!"

by mark knudsen June 27, 2005

Taintasm

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)

1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!

by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012

taint angel

The mark that is left on a surface after getting very sweaty and then sitting down

After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.

by wham!tramck November 18, 2011