"a thing"

As pertaining that you like someone. A crush.

I totally have "a thing" for my best friend Brittany.
Dude, I knew you had a thing for her since day one.

by Candi Face December 24, 2007

thin privilege

In theory, this is the "privilege" that thin people earn for being thin, including not being perceived as lazy, lower healthcare costs, increased likelihood of finding a sexually attractive partner, increased earnings potential, and more. While all of the preceding examples may be true, it misconstrues the definition of privilege. Privileges are given, not earned, and the recipients and those without them can do nothing to change them. White privilege is a good example of that; either you're born white or you're not. Thin privilege, on the other hand, is often worked for by people who would otherwise be fat but instead eat right and exercise. Therefore, thin privilege doesn't actually exist.

Doctor: Ms. BBW, I'm afraid that if you don't start working out regularly and cutting down the saturated fat very soon, you'll likely be dead before you're fifty.
Fat girl: What? How dare you say that?!! THIN PRIVILEGE RACIST!!! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my body type! *Wolfs down a Big Mac.*
Doctor: How did you get a hamburger in here? Nevermind; did you know that about 100 years ago, obesity was very rare? Fast forward three or four generations. People live increasingly sedentary lifestyles, eat more, and the food they eat is higher in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. You're saying this is all a coincidence?
Fat girl: What do you know about science and medicine? I have a random article that proves I'm right! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!!!

by iLikeSoup November 3, 2013

the classy thing

when a girl is giving you a handjob and right before she cums, she puts it in her mouth to avoid making a mess

I though she would do the classy thing, but she didn't, and now I have cum in my hair.

by Garrett Sheive November 12, 2012

we are a thing

To be in a pre-relationship before actually dating.

"We are a thing" don't tell other people though.

by Snap man February 2, 2018

thin line

The line between being friends and being lovers. If you become close friends first if one friend has feelings for the other and the other person just wants to keep it the way it was.

from the song Thin Line by Jurassic 5 featuring Nelly Furtado.

"please respect the thin line"

by thecopsdaughter January 17, 2009

dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school

The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

by anonymous September 15, 2020

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011