elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).

Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!

by divemaster September 22, 2006

Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.

1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.

by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012

testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.

John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.

by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011

testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage

if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude

by Inflame November 23, 2003

testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).

Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!

by pyro August 9, 2004

elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.

James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.

by J-Fre June 15, 2008