Zont Zoo It

Don't do it, but with a "z." Typically a phrase Dezme's say...
Omg Alex... Zont Zoo It!
by I'm better than you tbh September 21, 2016
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zoo break

A group of unattractive females traveling together. Especially enerting or exiting a location.
(door opens at a bar and group of ugly women enter)--"damn! ZOO BREAK!!"
by big lex June 10, 2005
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Zoo Tycooning

Aggressively playing zoo tycoon with more than two people. There must be at least one penguin or lion present at all times in your game for zoo tycooning to take place. Sometimes a jaguar can replaced for the lion, but only on tuesdays.
What are you guys doing for new years eve??

Ahh hell were Zoo Tycooning
by Williamshakeshisspear January 01, 2011
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Mexican Zoo

adjective. Used to describe something that reeks, more often than not mensturating chinnese rice growers. A immensely pungent stench.
My nose started to bleed as I lowered her panties and steam rose from her cum dumpster, it was at that moment that I realised her snatch stank like a Mexican Zoo.
by Lindzz May 20, 2007
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Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches
Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!
by Sammy 4ster February 01, 2007
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zoo mouth

after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.
I woke up with some bad zoo mouth. I shouldn't have drank that much last night.
by Chris Lamb April 08, 2006
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shopkeeper zoo

The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.

Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.
An example of a shopkeeper zoo is Supersave Market in Cabramatta
by HTong March 23, 2007
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