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Texan Tussler

The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.
Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.
by Derkaiser91 July 17, 2016
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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Texan Roach

When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.
Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.
by MightyMega June 24, 2017
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texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.
I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.
by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025
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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
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Texan Silverado

A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.
Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!
by Star Cadet February 20, 2019
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Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.
by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022
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