When you finish a book that had you completely absorbed, and you’re left so mentally drained and oddly incomplete that now you don't know how to go about your life and end up staring at a wall
by Garfield's 3rd cousin September 16, 2025
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Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
by PomuHub October 23, 2025
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Person 1: Dude I cant believe that Gojo got taken down by Toji! Gojo's so much weaker than Toji.
Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!
Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!
by sillygod.. November 21, 2025
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Get the L reader mug.When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
by toapt July 19, 2024
Get the The Credit Card Reader mug.Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Guardian Reader mug.If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident
by schmahman May 27, 2024
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