by nigeriangaming HD November 30, 2014
Get the illuminati confirmedmug. A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
by Howard Taft November 21, 2011
Get the Illuminati Poppermug. As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
Law.
Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
Get the All Illuminati Became Extinctmug. The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the The Illuminatimug. A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.
Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
Get the Illuminatimug. Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?
Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit
Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr
Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit
Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr
by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021
Get the illuminati lil pumpmug. by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023
Get the Stoned Illuminatimug.