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Government hooker

A song by Lady gaga. At a preformance at the Plaza Oak Room Lady gaga exclaims that she is a hooker but one that still has to pay taxes, this might provide some inquery to what a Government hooker is.
Marilyn Monroe could be considered one of the most influential of the Government hookers because she was suspected of fooling around with JFK & his brother.

Government hooker: Put your hands on me, John F. Kennedy

Julia Robert's character in Pretty woman was a willing but unknowing Government hooker because Richard Gere's character later revealed himself to be Royalty in the movie, "Pretty Woman"
by Mwv1217 March 18, 2011
mugGet the Government hookermug.

Hooker's Polish

The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.
Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015
mugGet the Hooker's Polishmug.

hooker heels

A type of women's shoe that communicates a very sexy, yet trashy overall appearance and body language. They generally add a certain sashay sway to the booty when walking.

Stilleto heels over 3" or clear platform shoes automatically qualify.
1. (Sarcastically) "Dude, where'd you pick up that lady?"
"Shit dawg, you see those hooker heels? Baby got bread!"

1. (Homegrrl walks in on crutches)
"DAAAAMMNNN beezee, what happen?"
"Took a header off my hooker heels last night and sprained my ankle foo!"
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
mugGet the hooker heelsmug.

idiot hookers

A term used by Chanel Oberlin, meaning a word you use to describe someone you don't like.
by Teddybear1124 March 21, 2017
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Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.
by ripplewalk October 26, 2011
mugGet the Hooker Sheetsmug.

attention hooker

Someone who basically does everything for attention.
Did you see Nils making such a big scene for losing his pen yesterday? What a "attention hooker"!
by OrkaMeNamnen October 20, 2020
mugGet the attention hookermug.

hooker hot

A girl that is attractive, but in a slutty kind of way. A low level porn star, great body, okay face, someone that you would definitely sleep with, but probably wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.
Man, look at that chick's tits! She is hooker hot!
by Jwblack6 July 23, 2007
mugGet the hooker hotmug.

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