dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology

Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher

by derpythincow March 18, 2021

Empty the Dishwasher

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"

by lunabeawesome April 26, 2024

Dishwashed

The face your partner makes when you ask them to have sex which is the same face you make when they ask you to do the dishes. You can be the face they make, attitude given, or negotiating attempt.

Ask my wife if you want to have sex last night and she just dishwashed me.

by Footballw00kie July 4, 2020

Dishwashing

Scraping all of the res out of your glass as if it were done with a dishwasher

my homie joe was dishwashing the fuck outta my rasta bowl

by Resin Robber August 8, 2022

Canadian Dishwasher

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.

The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.

by Corona penguin August 25, 2025

Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.

You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*

by 3han June 7, 2025

Loading the Dishwasher

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.

I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.

by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024