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the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022
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Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
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Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
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alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend
by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018
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Dirty Carpenter

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
by carpenters August 16, 2024
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Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.
Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.
by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017
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Sabrina carpenter

When you go over to a girls house and eat her out then you proceed to leave and come back home to your girlfriend/wife and she tastes the other girls vagina.
I just pulled a Sabrina carpenter last night.
by Wilbanksss June 19, 2025
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