shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

Baboonic

Adjective: Noises or actions similar, or related to, the behaviour of baboons.

Riley, Garrel, Gary and Sybren made baboonic noises all night long.

by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017

Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

by gasocatylst September 11, 2020

Baboon-ish

Term used for a very hairy man that shaves his genitals and ass.

Chris walked out of shower naked , he looked very

baboon-ish.

by C-dub73 February 6, 2023

baboon booty

when someone 5 stars that sweet voluptuous juicy ass of urs

“OW!! I got a baboon booty from willard!”

by hehesosillybitch November 21, 2023

Baboon

Pretty much the person listed here ZAY.

Zay is the true meaning of this. Baboon

by Ambuscade#0001 July 23, 2022

dune baboon

The hamadryas baboon, a species of baboon from the Old World monkey family native to the Horn of Africa.

Person 1: Today in biology we learned about different monkeys including the Hamadryas Baboon.
Person 2: Ahh yes, the dune baboon. Did you know that this type of monkey was known to be sacred in Ancient Egypt?
Person: That’s so cool!

by lotrfan1986 March 13, 2021