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Woke Wash

In TV and cinema media, the use of modern the interpretations of social justice and racial intersectionality to justify the changes to an established media product to correct previously "insensitive, racist, or problematic" themes, characters, and/or plot devices; with the end result being that the new product is subjectively more racist and insensitive, destroys established canon of, and is inferior to the original media.
Did you see Gren in that shitty-ass Netflix adaptation?! His character was woke washed to the point of being irrelevant.
by Arisaka December 13, 2021
mugGet the Woke Washmug.

asian wash

someone who love everything about asian people and want to be one but is not.
hahahahha look at that white guy and black guy they act like a asian and eat like an asian but is not an asian freeken asian wash
by npxnick August 3, 2009
mugGet the asian washmug.

washing machine

the thing that washes ur clothes!
Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!
by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005
mugGet the washing machinemug.

wash that puss

A phrase that is used when loving mothers need their daughters to practice better hygiene as they go through puberty.
Now Addy, make sure to wash that puss. You’ll feel better when you do.
by jag3dc June 5, 2018
mugGet the wash that pussmug.

Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.
1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020
mugGet the Dick washedmug.

The Morritt Wash

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012
mugGet the The Morritt Washmug.

Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.
I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.
by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021
mugGet the Washing Lemonsmug.

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