natural perm

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.

Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.

by tomdeeds January 29, 2024

Perm Donor

A dead OAP (Old Age Pentioner)

Steve isn't too happy at the moment, his nan became a 'Perm Donor' last week.

by Simon Foster February 11, 2008

Permmed

The state of being in the room while two people are fucking (usually one of the two is losing virginity).

Fuck! I've been permmed! My friends Avery and Ashley are fucking right next to me! :(

by Spartanddawgs1 September 24, 2019

perm check

the act of checking one’s surroundings for valuables prior to leaving an area after a smoke sesh

AYO PERM CHECK

by freddie benson September 25, 2021

Bum perm

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023