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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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The Ben Path

Choosing to take the easiest path. The origin is the Ben Path at the mountain Ben Nevis, which is the easiest route up the mountain.
I'm feeling quite tired today, so I'll just take the Ben Path
by jammyjimmy June 7, 2024
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Path-guide

1. (noun) A person who creates a path for a specific person like a teammate to follow upon.
2. (noun) An individual who teaches others tips and tricks on how to play a game, typically an experienced player.
Synonym: Carrier, Leader, Instructor, Teacher, Influencer, Professional, Parent
P1: Hey I am new to this game can you teach me how to play?
P2: Sure thing! I'll be your path-guide. Just follow me and we can get an easy win.
P1: Thanks a lot! May you add me?
P2: Yeah.
by SniperViperX207 June 6, 2018
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The Tatefold Path

When someone devotes their life to Andrew Tate in hopes of becoming a true alpha male.
What happened to Bryce?

He followed The Tatefold Path to enlightenment.
by thewordkeeper November 14, 2024
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sicosisocscis path

shabnam:like a damn sicosisocscis path

Boy:WHAT IS SHE SAYINNGGGG
Girl:she's saying sociopath
by thecharacterwannie July 28, 2022
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Path-wrath

A rage started upon a pedestrian path blocked by a car parking on it. similar to road-rage for pedestrains
She was walking with stroller when the pick up truck blocked her path. She was on a path-wrath when she had to come down to the road, breaking the pick ups front headlight with the diaper bag
by igeal December 2, 2020
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Path

When you get deep in a line of dope songs through YouTubes "Up Next" feature and all the songs are unreal. A path of dope songs.
"Man I am on such a path right now."
"I took such a path in youtube."
by tytytylerlerler March 24, 2017
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