lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde March 12, 2008

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 28, 2019

Lumpy ruthaford

When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.

He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!

by Lactose intolerant guy September 03, 2021

lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy

woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

by Good old spanner November 11, 2022

lumpy lesbo

a funny insult to say to lesbians :).

haha you're a lumpy lesbo

by itsserey:) June 26, 2021

Bob lumpis

Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon

Bob lumpis is cool

by Olive lunetta February 09, 2021

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 03, 2024