A Jon

A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh

Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?

Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing

Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog

Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?

Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt

Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean

Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf

Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr

Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!

Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!

GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!

by AnonymoustylerB December 30, 2019

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lil jon

x The Phonetics of Lil' Jon

Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)

Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)

Okaayy (Oh-khaye)

X Etymology of Lil' Jon

A Chalet

Shiny Teeth

Club Energy

Madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!

by Ganguly July 8, 2004

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jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

by Adryanna September 10, 2009

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Jon Huntsman

Essentially the only Republican who isn't an anti-science, bible-thumping sociopath, and thus, he's in last place amongst the current presidential candidates.

Person 1: Huh, Jon Huntsman's a Republican who believes in both evolution and man-made global warming.

Person 2: Bullshit.

by dumaitisagain November 6, 2011

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