Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Gumby

Derogortory word for Rugby. Man that is known to play Rugby does something stupid and is payed out on for doing so by insulting the sport that he plays.

*Warning copious amounts of running may be needed to aviod obliteration when using this term*
Man1 walks into a door and stubs his toe

Man1: Ouch thats so very painful

Man2 notices while walking by

Man2: GUMBY!

Man2 runs with Man1 coming close behind
by Stannas September 04, 2007
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Gumby

Used to describe dumb looking, usually squishy animals.
Chad: That frog looks so stupid!
Brad: Little gumby baby frog.
by obamasaidso July 01, 2020
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Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.
Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am
by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010
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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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Walk Like Gumby

A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
"Dat boy doin' that Gumby Walk"

"Watch me Walk Like Gumby"

"He got that #stopmotionswag"
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gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.
"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"
by Frederdick July 07, 2018
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