Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy

im a dumb piece of shit” emu the bird”

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023

emu

a group of emos

look at that emu wow

by buttcrack87 October 2, 2025

Emu Explorer

Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.

Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."

Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."

by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010

emu style

A sexual position similar to doggie style, but less slobbery and more feathery. Requires the receiving party to be positioned in the floor with their legs tucked under them. Its logistically challenging.

Edgar’s favorite position was naturally emu style.

by Sara Desiree Renee August 13, 2024

emu attack

when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head

Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.

by luvsemu April 26, 2016

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 13, 2008